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Tuesday, 10 March 2009
Well, We've done it!
Some of you may have noticed that a certain crew member is no longer with us, me and a few members of the crew have thrown said crew member over board into the casamy depths of wherever we are currently flying. She made a mockery of the crew, and it seems the Cap'n will not prosocute us involved.
Now I shall tell you how I came upon the good airship Eleanor and get that out of the way. I was an explorer you see, and I was hiking up Mt.Everest in the Himalayas, when I realised Osiris had stowed away in my backpack. This was not good as he needs to be kept at a temperature of 80-90 degrees, so he was near death, I was half way up the mountain, when I see a loose rope floating above my head. I could see the dense mass of the airship through the clouds and in desperation I climbed the rope (which was possibly the loose rigging Lovett was hanging from.) Anyway I took Osiris to the engine room, navigating there unseen. In the heat of the engine room Osiris' peeked in health. I have left him there, where he seems happy and take him food and water regularly. After all this polava, I made my way to the Cap'ns quaters, taking the last of my rum stock, and she allowed me to stay onboard....although I wonder if she'll remember in the morning.
Tally Ho!
Now I shall tell you how I came upon the good airship Eleanor and get that out of the way. I was an explorer you see, and I was hiking up Mt.Everest in the Himalayas, when I realised Osiris had stowed away in my backpack. This was not good as he needs to be kept at a temperature of 80-90 degrees, so he was near death, I was half way up the mountain, when I see a loose rope floating above my head. I could see the dense mass of the airship through the clouds and in desperation I climbed the rope (which was possibly the loose rigging Lovett was hanging from.) Anyway I took Osiris to the engine room, navigating there unseen. In the heat of the engine room Osiris' peeked in health. I have left him there, where he seems happy and take him food and water regularly. After all this polava, I made my way to the Cap'ns quaters, taking the last of my rum stock, and she allowed me to stay onboard....although I wonder if she'll remember in the morning.
Tally Ho!
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2 comments:
there's a frickin' stowaway on my ship. i don't like it, but i have no choice but to let her stay. she bore rum.
we seem to have had a loss.. not sure how that happened.
fuck.
it was a type of mutiny Cap'n!
Your crew had an uprising, we left you sound asleep in your cabin, so as not to bother you with our little problem.
Would you like some more of my rum stock? There's some in the engine room. Does this please you miss?
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